we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
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I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
this hospital has no fireball
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Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
you never un-have a 4some
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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