Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
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Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
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I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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