it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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