Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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