I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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