At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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