Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
Randomize
