The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
My Higher Power is John Stamos
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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