is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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