Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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