Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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