whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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