it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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