That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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