Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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