Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
