Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
