Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Randomize
