if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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