Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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