he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I love how my cats smell like pot.
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If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
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She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
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