Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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