i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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