i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
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Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
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Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize