Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
how drunk are you?
Several
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Randomize
