bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
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Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
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Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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