Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
My vagina is very pro this idea
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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