I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I am one with the molecules
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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