kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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