is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
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