There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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