a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
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Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
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ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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