Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize
