there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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