i just wanna soil my oats bro
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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