just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
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1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
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the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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