i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
the day after is always just damage control
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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