the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
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The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
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Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Randomize