I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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