yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
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Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
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You. Win. At. Life.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
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I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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