lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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