Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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