he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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