whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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