WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
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I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
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Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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