the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
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Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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