Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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