I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
BRING THE BAGELS
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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