are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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