Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
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My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
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You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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