I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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