at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
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At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
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I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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