Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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