it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
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the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
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I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
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