Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.