Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(858): View more from California

He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.

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(714): View more from California

his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time

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(325): View more from Texas

Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.

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(606): View more from Kentucky

I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.

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(404): View more from Georgia

It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..

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(805): View more from California

I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.

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(347): View more from New York

i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.

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(850): View more from Florida

I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend

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