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• (419): View more from Ohio

  idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night

  (248): View more from Michigan

  he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different

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• (585): View more from New York

  i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.

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• (585): View more from New York

  He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  My day in three words: secret purse cake

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high

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