Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
